Mark Wahlberg Confirmed Third Nipple

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Mark Wahlberg Confirmed Third Nipple, Mark was to eventually stop the chatter and answered the media hype by confirming it was a third nipple, otherwise known as a supernumerary nipple.

He apparently also did consider removing the thing after all the hype, he has never really hidden it but it wasn’t always talked about. However he said eventually in a Rolling Stone interview that he had come to like it and it was a prized possession.

And why the hell should he get rid of it, we respect everyone’s choice to stay as who they are.

Mister Rogers Was Not A Sniper and Navy SEAL

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Mister Rogers Was Not A Sniper and Navy SEAL, Dear Urban Legends:

I’ve been listening to the radio today, and a couple of speakers made mention of the “fact” that Mr. Rogers was a Marine sharpshooter; some even said he’s supposed to have had something like 150 “kills” in the Vietnam War. I don’t think that can be true, because I think he was on TV during the war — in any case, he would have likely been too old to serve in Vietnam.

I was wondering if you’d heard the story, whether it — or any part of it — was true.

Dear Reader:

Unless all the biographical information we have about him is wrong, Fred McFeely Rogers never served in the military in any capacity, let alone as a Marine Corps sniper (or Navy SEAL, as another version of this apocryphal story claims). Some cynical folks may be loathe to believe that the gentle, soft-spoken host of “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood” was exactly what he seemed, but he was.

Rumors to the contrary began circulating in the early 1990s. It’s unknown where, precisely, these stories originated, but around 1994 Fred Rogers’ alleged military exploits became a hot topic on the Internet, and grew hotter as the decade wore on. Here are some examples:

A note on Mr. Rogers. He would be a tough competitor. He has 42 confirmed sniper kills (in Korea?).
So this fellow at work (retired Army vet) says that Mr. Rogers of childrens’ TV fame served three tours of duty in ‘Nam as a sniper and has been credited with kills in excess of 1500 meters.
Interesting side note about Fred Rogers. He was the number three Marine sniper in the Vietnam war. And one of the reasons he always wears long sleeve clothing is because his arms are covered in tattoos.
Predictably, Rogers’ death in February 2003 sparked a resurgence of the old rumors, but with a fresh twist: now he was supposedly an ex-Navy SEAL, instead of a former Marine sniper. This variant circulated far and wide after someone attached it to a newer email hoax that made similar claims about Bob “Captain Kangaroo” Keeshan. The relevant portion of that text, again dated 1993, went as follows:

On another note, there was this wimpy little man (who just passed away) on PBS, gentle and quiet. Mr. Rogers is another of those you would least suspect of being anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But Mr. Rogers was a U.S. Navy Seal, combat-proven in Vietnam with over twenty-five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a long-sleeve sweater to cover the many tattoos on his forearm and biceps. A master in small arms and hand-to-hand combat, able to disarm or kill in a heartbeat. He hid that away and won our hearts with his quiet wit and charm.
Fred Rogers won our hearts, true enough; but the rest of the story as told in this email is hogwash. After graduating from Rollins College in Florida with a degree in music in 1951, he immediately embarked on a broadcasting career — a career that continued uninterrupted for nearly 50 years, even while he studied for a Bachelor of Divinity degree, eventually becoming an ordained minister in 1962. Far from hiding a secret past as a trained killer, Fred Rogers was a truly gentle soul who devoted his entire adult life to educating and bettering the lives of children, and as such he deserves to be remembered.

Gerber Baby Logo Created In 1928 Before Seymour Was Born

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Gerber Baby Logo Created In 1928 Before Seymour Was Born, Seymour really became known as a Bond girl who stole the hearts of many a teenage boy in 1973s Live and Let Die and later as Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Somewhere along the line a rumor cropped up that her face was the baby on the Gerber labels.

Gerber baby logo created in 1928 before Seymour was born

It kind of worked and there was no real reason to disbelieve it. She even did some modelling as a child. However she was born in 1951 and unless a charcoal sketch of her time traveled back it’s unlikely it could have been her. The Gerber baby logo has been in use since 1928 and came from a charcoal sketch submitted for a logo design competition.

As far as I can find a lady named Dorothy Hope Smith drew the charcoal sketch of Ann Turner-Cook and submitted to the competition.

Jennifer Lopez $27 Million Butt Insurance True

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Jennifer Lopez $27 Million Butt Insurance True, J-Lo’s behind is arguably more famous than her front, and the all-singing, all-acting hottie has gone to great lengths to insure it stays thoroughly bootylicious. A $27 million policy should give her peace of mind, no one wants to see her hit rock-bottom.

Puerto Rock “singer”/actress Jennifer Lopez has reportedly gotten her butt insured. Jennifer, who is just as well known for her applebottomed booty as her skills on the silver screen, recently snagged the insurance policy.

Lady Gaga Not A Hermaphrodite Press Release

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Lady Gaga Not A Hermaphrodite Press Release, Is Lady Gaga, new princess of pop, a hermaphrodite as some are claiming, pointing to a recent picture taken from a video of a live performance at England’s Glastonbury Festival that has taken the internet by storm? In what is being called the Lady Gaga hermaphrodite picture, the singer pulls down her red mini-dress, but not in time to hide what looks to be something (?) between her legs. Many are claiming that the rumors that have been circulating on the internet for months are true — that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite, having the genitalia of both a man and a woman. And they’re saying that the Glastonbury picture proves it.

“This is completely ridiculous,” Lady Gaga’s manager told ABC News, referring to the allegations that Lady Gaga was a hermaphrodite and to the statement reported by that Lady Gaga had said: “It’s not something I’m ashamed of, just something I don’t go around telling everyone. Yes, I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a pns and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it is no big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy. I’m hot. I have a poon and a peener. Big f—— deal.”

The manager believes that the rumors got their impetus from an interview Lady Gaga did with Rolling Stone in May, where she revealed that she considered herself bisexual. She said that, however, her attraction to women was purely physical. She said, “I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”

And that she might very well do, but first Lady Gaga will have to weather the storm of a hermaphrodite picture scandal.

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