Beyoncé Pregnant

Beyoncé Pregnant, For someone who plans and manages her life and career so carefully, it seems weird that Beyoncé should have chosen to get pregnant right when she’s touring and preparing to release her new album and promoting her movie Epic.

But, amidst strong rumours of pregnancy fuelled by a decidedly bumpy bump at the Met Gala, Beyoncé cancelled a concert in Belgium due to “dehydration and exhaustion,” according to TMZ.

(It is, of course, possible that she and every other celebrity who claims they suffer from dehydration simply don’t know how to ingest water. But it’s probably not probable.)

People Magazine says that several sources told The New York Post that Beyoncé and Jay-Z are indeed expecting a sibling for 15-month-old Blue Ivy. “Beyoncé, 31, has made no secret about wanting to give her first-born a sibling, and a new bump watch has commenced as the singing diva continues on a world tour that ends in Brooklyn on Aug. 5.”

Said Page Six: “Music insiders are chattering about Beyoncé expecting her second child with husband Jay-Z. Multiple sources told us after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is pregnant. Bey wore a Givenchy gown with a high belted waist that carefully camouflaged her midsection, but pictures have emerged on blogs of what looks like a baby bump from recent tour dates.”

But wait! Us Weekly decided to join Team No Bump: “Multiple sources close to the superstar, however, tell Us Weekly the report is inaccurate. ‘This rumor again?’ marvels one insider. ‘Don’t be silly.’ Chimes in another pal: ‘I know another kid is in the future, but it wouldn’t make sense for her right now while on tour.’”

I know for a fact that when sources “marvel” and “chime” they always tell the truth.

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant, After the “16 and Pregnant” star said on Twitter she was “shocked” by Kardashian’s “poor choice” to get pregnant again, Scott Disick came to his girlfriend’s defense. When you attack one person in the Kardashian clan, you attack them all. That should be the lesson MTV’s Sixteen and Pregnant alum and Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham learned.

When Kourtney Kardashian, 32, announced that she was pregnant with baby No. 2 last week, Abraham tweeted her opinion: “I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, did she not learn anything from Teen Mom? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD.”

Kourtney, who was 30 when she had her first child, Mason, responded, “Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don’t get it twisted.”

Scott Disick, Kourtney’s longtime boyfriend and father of her child (soon-to-be children), eloquently took to his lady’s defense: “We’re not teenagers ya f–king moron.”

This set off a twitter firestorm. “I don’t even know who this person is? How do you?” Kourtney’s sister, Khloe Kardashian Odom, asked Disick.

“I just thought she was some sh-t stain on twitter, no?” Disick responded in his usual form.

The twitter feud had ironic timing, as Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian coordinated an anti-bullying rally for an episode of ABC’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, which just aired Friday.

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry, Conan O’Brien fans can watch the work O’Brien and his team for his TBS show. The Live Cam Coco “gives a day and night of the team working and performing for the camera. So far, the performance of the 80 included an aerobic session and a man dancing in a costume taco, reports ABC News. Where can you find the Live Cam Coco? Look here.

Grim LeRogue, aspiring author, stormed the field during the Yankees vs. Rangers championship game Monday night. He attempted to assault Yankees player Alex Rodriguez because he believes that the third baseman is having a relationship with actress Cameron Diaz. Police told the New York Daily News, he thought, and choking out A-Rod, it would be a hero to her. “LeRogue is required for evaluation at Bellevue Hospital.

Tyler Perry told Oprah Winfrey he was sexually abused at age five or six years, reports USA Today. During Tuesday’s broadcast, he gave graphic details of several experiments. “He cried when Oprah asked him what he would tell the boy left behind?” I would say, “There will be all right,” he said, the newspaper said.