June 15, 2010 by USA Post
Touchdown Jesus, The end is near, y’all. Last night, a huge church in Ohio in Jesus Wood (who goes by Touchdown Jesus or Big Butter Jesus, depending on who you talk) has been hit by muthafckin ‘Lightning, but I just blazed. I do not know how many cubits this guy was, but more modern systems of the son of God as the clock, 62 feet high and 40 feet wide. Holy shiz.
The church has made promises to rebuild M. Christ, but seeing as how the figure was idolatrous struck from above, I feel like this is not a good idea. And I’d like to lead by Big Butter Jesus 2.0 on a road trip cross-country skiing one day.
See a sample of the destruction here: Giant Jesus Burns
What are your thoughts? Also, how many jokes can you come with this weird bizarre event?
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