Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion: ‘RHONJ’ Reunion: Accusations

October 2, 2012 by  

Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion: ‘RHONJ’ Reunion: Accusations, For this season’s RHONJ reunion, the ladies — all of them this time — join Andy Cohen at the Borgata casino in Atlantic City, where he greets them by listing their recent accomplishments: Teresa has 3 best-selling cookbooks; Melissa is “all over the iTunes charts” (which is a backhanded compliment if I’ve ever heard one); Caroline has a book coming out; Kathy has a new nose and has had some lip work done (which worries Andy Cohen that she maybe needs to tone it down a bit with the plastic surgery lest this happen); and Jacqueline, well, we’re just happy she was able to squeeze into some sequins, straight-iron her hair and make it here today.

Andy Cohen reminds us that last season’s reunion “made history” as it was the first reunion to not feature the entire cast (JACQUELINE.), and the first to tape while they were still filming the season. It also made history as one of Andy Cohen’s worst ideas ever, in that the reunion was simultaneously both boring and incredibly confusing as no one participating could talk about why they were SO VERY ANGRY AT ONE ANOTS-EX-R in case they spoiled events in the upcoming season. Terrible. Let’s not do that again, Andy Cohen.

Andy Cohen points out that this is the first time Jacqueline and Teresa have seen one another since the stupidly-named Posche (UGH, JUST TYPING THAT WORD FILLS ME WITH RAGE) fashion show, and Tre is all, “Whatevah, I don’t miss her, I’m in a buono place, who cares.”

We endure a series of flashbacks of last season’s reunion, and Caroline loudly explains that after the stupidly-named Posche (BLARG) fashion show, Jacqueline sobbed all the way home and had a “breakdown,” and simply could not face attending the reunion the next day. (Question: Is it a “reunion” when everyone had just seen each other 14 hours previously? Answer: DUH, NO.)

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