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New Years Eve Quotes

December 31, 2012 by  

New Years Eve Quotes, Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. Bill Vaughn

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution. Jay Leno

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Anonymous

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets. William Thomas

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. W.H. Auden

Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage. Ben Affleck

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. James Agate

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughn

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Anonymous

Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. Benjamin Franklin

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Oscar Wilde

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. Anais Nin

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