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Vajazzle

September 8, 2010 by Post Team 

Vajazzle, A shout to my teammates and the fans badgers Hump Day! My name is Allie Eggers, and I am your new guest columnist Hump Day. I’m tall specialization in English and Communication Arts. Besides my interest in all things sex, I sing and I put a little on the piano and I am deathly afraid of Plasticine animation films. As your guest column, you’ll hear from me from time to time whenever a fun, sxy theme seems. Feel free to ask, or the rest of the girls Hump Day, anything and make sure that contact you in the column. I hope you can help provide some relief in the midst of papers and exams this semester. Enjoy!

Wrinkled, loose and wet. These are all words that can describe a close and personal experience with the va-jay-jay. Yes, a girl’s vgna is not exactly the prettiest thing you’ve seen up close. In fact, it really is not enough at all. Its pink, flabby and probably looks like something you should see “Alien 2.” I have one and I’m not saying that mine is all that special, although I have to say I’ve had more than one down-lover not tell me I have a kitten “nice.” I guess I should take it as a compliment about my care vgnal pristine, but often do not understand why a man thinks he is so wonderful. Trust me, in regard to the cooch; I have spent a considerable amount of time in my room, a mirror in my hips, through the hardware. Not that impressive.

But do not despair, my fellow keepers pssy! Luckily for us, is a hot new way to spice up your va-jay-jay and folly of this is about to sweep the nation – or at least on campus. This is how I found this new trend. So I’m flipping through my monthly issue of Cosmo and turned the page to what might be completely ridiculous or completely genius. I think I’ll let my fellow readers decide. What could be this crazy you ask? Well keep your labia ladies, here comes vajazzling!

So, vajazzling. The girls have started to dress up their va-jay-jays with gems and sparkles. Even celebrities are getting in on the action v-bling. Now, a little sparkle and rhinestones can turn the most timid taco vajazzled a vag.

So how exactly does a girl go about your business blinging out lady? Everything is actually quite simple. You can make a quick trip to the spa. The first step is to wax the area thoroughly – a girl needs a clean slate to vajazzle correctly. Then, the region is prepared with a quick clean and dry. Then the assistant spa crystals applied to freshly waxed skin. The crystals are held in place with a strong adhesive material not yet completely invisible in the back of each jewel. The rhinestones are intended to remain in place for at least five days, and you can choose from several designs of the symbols of flowers for the butterflies. He left the spa feeling like a completely different woman.

Everything sounds good temper? Besides the fact that they were not allowed to have sex for at least 24 hours after your session vajazzling in a risk of loosening of bling, there could be some other disadvantages. The cleaning of the crystals there could be a problem, and the last thing you need is a girl from a boy to be rejected by some questionable stains on your v-bling. And who can say if the kids are still in a vajazzled vag? As for his va-jay-jay in a disco ball down, can not be what you are looking man, and a piece of rhinestones on his cootch could provide a considerable barrier to any oral action you may be receiving .

However, vajazzling can make a woman feel more confident in your skin. Not to mention a good session of cesarean vajazzling can cover up scars or other defects or negative impact. And for those of you ladies room whose adventures seem to be in an impasse, perhaps a bit of action v-bling is just what you need to spice things up. It is impossible to deny his man would be puzzled, and perhaps even woke up to find a hidden surprise under her shiny panties.

So the verdict is still out of it. For vajazzle vajazzle or not? I guess that is the question that remains, ladies. Personally, I favor blinging out my business. We have already put rhinestones on our phones, our iPods, and clothes – why not in our vgnas? A little glass action in our va-jay-jays could not be more painful to the eyes of Jon Gosselin closet Ed Hardy. Your choice ladies, but a little vajazzling could be just the thing to get you out of a sexual rut, or at least leave you with a little more pride in her pssy.

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