Two If By Tea

June 17, 2011 by USA Post 

Two If By TeaTwo If By Tea, Radio blowhard Rush Limbaugh talkative and just announced its new line of Paul Revere inspired iced tea, “Two if by tea.” Available in four varieties – the regular diet, raspberry, raspberry and diet. They all have all natural ingredients and a fever on a horse, dressed and ready to warn the British that we have arms and they cannot remove…. or something.

Tea Limbaugh announced on his radio program, noting that they are not sold in any store because nobody would buy any company in their right mind wanted to be able to carry them to ensure everyone has a fair chance to buy tea, which are priced and 23.76 per box of (Rush missed opportunity, should not have been priced at 17.76 and?)

Tea, according to the website, “represents traditional American values?? Of capitalism and excellence. Each bottle is designed to overcome the monotony and mediocrity that threatens our great nation.” Wow! That’s a big responsibility for a small bottle of iced tea, and I do not think, Rush?

Stranger still are the views on bedroom romps Limbaugh and wife Kathryn, the FAQ section. In response to the question, “Why is Rush putting his name on a tee, which reads:” In the wedding night and Kathryn Rush, Kathryn said – “Rush, why do not you put your cup of tea beverage colonial dress costumes including a wig with a bow and a tricorn hat, riding a frightened horse, with a bottle of tea with an American flag on it? “As we fell on historical poems and references in her mind gallop, Kathryn said, “We should call ™ Two if by tea!” Rush said, “OK!”

The only part of this whole debacle tea is not a total joke? Two, if the tea will donate a minimum of 100,000 and to MC-LEF (The Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation) as of June 2011.

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