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X Factor Episodes

November 2, 2011 by · Comments Off on X Factor Episodes 

X Factor Episodes, Well, Rookies, we are back after nearly a month of baseball and X Factor. Did you miss everyone’s favorite quirky-Roine eh? Have you been counting the minutes for the return of Jesus? Does your life feel entirely too whimsical and unjudged eyeless side of Nick? Did you find yourself saying and / or shower, and things just to contribute to their own jar Douchebag? If so, I will not continue any longer. The Jess has been deleted long enough.

Most of the episode focused on Nick’s attempt to return to the swing of things and achieve closure with Caroline. He set up his first date with a coworker named Amanda (Lake Bell). At least, I thought I did. It was hard to say because, “Sometimes it’s so ironic, I think it is serious” – particularly with respect to the Steve Miller Band. While easily rejected suggestions Nick Schmidt sexy date (which all involved the dubious notion of “magic hand”), Jess overreaction spicy Amanda (Schmidt and advice to “suck in the gut”) is excited to out as he prepared for this ambiguous encounter. Now, while the average person on a first date pregame mentally searching Google themselves, going to the gym, or just, you know, take a nap, Nick has his trousers around his ankles-Nekkid reggae music. It takes all kinds, friends.

Since Jess has no borders, it was just a matter of time before she went to Nick and drove a banshee-like scream hightailing laugh before leaving your room. What would be the next logical step for most people? Deny, deny, deny! What was the response of Jesus? Blab about Nick “bing-bong” the fellow! In the song! With accents of fun! First, she played the whole incident with a thugcent (“It is not no thang”), and then decided it might be less uncomfortable to discuss “The rock of what I’ve seen” in a British accent. At this point, Nick tried to quickly get out of the house, only to be met by an affectation French: “Bonjour you rock!” As is generally the case of Jess, who was destined to spread the stupidity, of course, only amplified by a million. No less so when he looked down and said Nick underbits the date of his upcoming, “The Adventure Begins!”

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