Touchdown Jesus
June 15, 2010 by USA Post · Comments Off on Touchdown Jesus
Touchdown Jesus, The end is near, y’all. Last night, a huge church in Ohio in Jesus Wood (who goes by Touchdown Jesus or Big Butter Jesus, depending on who you talk) has been hit by muthafuckin ‘Lightning, but I just blazed. I do not know how many cubits this guy was, but more modern systems of the son of God as the clock, 62 feet high and 40 feet wide. Holy shiz.
The church has made promises to rebuild M. Christ, but seeing as how the figure was idolatrous struck from above, I feel like this is not a good idea. And I’d like to lead by Big Butter Jesus 2.0 on a road trip cross-country skiing one day.
See a sample of the destruction here: Giant Jesus Burns
What are your thoughts? Also, how many jokes can you come with this weird bizarre event?
Big Butter Jesus king of kings statue
June 15, 2010 by USA Post · Comments Off on Big Butter Jesus king of kings statue
Big Butter Jesus, The so-called Big Butter Jesus, or Touchdown Jesus, that iconic
Exhibit 62-Sauveur–foot art on I-75 in Ohio, was struck by lightning
last night between 11 pm and midnight. It was completely destroyed by
fire, save for the carbon steel frame.
Although undoubtedly an impressive work, steel, wood and
fiberglass statue was the object of ridicule of passers
years because of its appearance, such as butter–yellow, and which raises
been interpreted as requiring a touchdown or drowning in a swamp or
quicksand. The statue was built beside a lake on the property
Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio. I’m disappointed, because I am
likely to take a trip soon and could have stopped to view it
with my own eyes!
This is not the first article I wrote about Big Butter Jesus
either. Back in March, he was referred to the web (I do not know why), but I wrote a short play on the curiosity of the Midwest and refrain Heywood banks on this issue. It’s a really funny song, see my previous article to view.
Check out some amateur images of the Big Butter Jesus suffering God’s wrath: