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Rihanna And Chris Brown

February 21, 2012 by · Comments Off on Rihanna And Chris Brown 

Rihanna And Chris Brown, They’re getting real filthy too – on Rihanna’s new release Birthday Cake, which came just in time for her birthday, as they should
Last week we predicted that Rihanna and Chris Brown were going to get back together – in the musical sense – and release a new single. It’s happened.

Rihanna had Tweeted her fans a while back asking them who she should collaborate with on a remix of her dirty filthy sexy track, Birthday Cake.

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“Would yall be mad if Birthday #CAKE became a single? Now here’s the trick question! #IF I put [a] collaborator on it, who would u wanna see lick the icing off????? #CAKE”.

When we tell you that Cake is a euphemism for a woman’s naughty bits and Rihanna sings lyrics like: “It’s not even my birthday, but you wanna lick the icing off. I know you want it in the worst way. You wanna blow my candles out. I know you wanna bite this, it’s so enticing,” you’ll understand that there’ll be quite a lot of meaning attached to whoever does lick the icing off.

Cue Chris Brown – the man who beat her virtually senseless in a car three years ago just before the Grammys, who sings: “Girl I wanna f*** you right now, been a long time I’ve been missing your body. Turn the lights down, when I go down it’s a private party.”

Yeah, ok Rihanna, we’re shocked.

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All of this of course is going to cause a big old fuss and Rihanna’s bound to come under criticism for not setting a good example to young girls out there.

But we have to admit, it’s a pretty amazing stroke of genius in terms of publicity and messing with people’s minds.

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It was Chris who revealed the collaboration last night on Twitter. Just after Rihanna, who was out celebrating her 24th birthday (again) and looking very glam at Nozomi restaurant in London, posted: “Who wants some #CAKE ???????????”

Chris replied: “@chrisbrown Turn up the music remix #RihannaNavy #Teambreezy enjoy!!!” and a link to the downloadable track.

Rihanna responded with: “#RihannaNavy Come and put ya name on it!!!!! RT @chrisbrown: @rihanna http://goo.gl/ttRJR YIKES!!! Cake, cake, cake! / Its a download OVERLOAD!!!! Working on more links for u guys, so errbody could have some #CAKE.”

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