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Khloe & Lamar Premiere

February 20, 2012 by · Comments Off on Khloe & Lamar Premiere 

Khloe & Lamar Premiere, The second season premiere of “Khloe & Lamar” starts with updates on some of the show’s key characters. Both Khloe’s and Lamar’s besties (Malika and Jamie, respectively) will be joining us this season. And, we are reminded of Kim’s “ugly cry,” courtesy of flashbacks from”Kourtney and Kim Take New York,”Season 2.

Personally, I anticipated some explanation of the move to Dallas: packing, mansion-shopping, oh, and basketball too. Speaking of packing, we see Rob moving into his new apartment.

Rob’s move doesn’t sit too well with Lamar. We see some tension between the two. Rob confides in Malika and Khloe, and notes that he is upset at Lamar for not showing up to “Dancing With the Stars”tapings. After both guys vent to Khloe, she decides to stage a meeting for the two to talk things out. She tells both guys that the other wants to meet at the gym. Rob and Khloe arrive first and wait for Lamar, who shows up late. This upsets Rob even further, so he decides to leave. In the parking lot, we see what looks like a quick spat between the two guys. Nothing gets resolved, F bombs are thrown, and Rob speeds away in a sweet Porsche.

Meanwhile, Khloe tries to spice things up in the bedroom. Because it would be awkward to call a handyman for this, Khloe enlists Malika’s help to install a sex swing. Did everyone catch the sex scene montage? On the bed, on the pool table, on the stairs? Well, at least we know that the security cameras are working! So, it looks as if the swing was mounted just right … until Lamar mounts Khloe. Too much? I can’t even believe that they are showing this on TV! I have to admit that the collapse of the swing made me LOL! Not to be discouraged, Khloe turns Rob’s former bedroom into a “love den,” complete with rose petals, another swing-like contraption and furry handcuffs. All the basics.

Later, we see Lamar and Rob smooth things over. Lamar visits Rob’s new apartment, and they have a serious heart-to-heart discussion about their Bromance. Lamar reminds Rob that even though he may not have shown it lately, he is always there for him, “12 at noon. 12 at night.”

Back at the house, Khloe is concerned that Lamar may not like all her attempts to spice things up. We see him reject her twice, but he explains that sometimes he just wants to spend quality time together before they “get it poppin” in the bedroom. This romantic scene, and episode, ends with Khloe getting motorboated. Is that a real word?

Khloe & Lamar

February 20, 2012 by · Comments Off on Khloe & Lamar 

Khloe & Lamar, Anyone who has ever kept up with the Kardashians knows Khloe as one of the silliest of the bunch, and this brand new season of “Khloe & Lamar” promises to showcase the crazy and unpredictable life she shares with NBA husband Lamar Odom.

Compared to sister Kim and her dramatic divorce from Kris Humphries, Khloe and Lamar seem relatively down to earth. Part one of the show’s Season 2 premiere highlights the happy couple’s unending playfulness and commitment to working out their relationships – with each other, and with their loved ones.

Right from the introduction of this episode, we see clips of a crying Kim pre-divorce, followed by contrasting footage of Khloe and Lamar having fun with each other: pillow-fighting, laughing, cracking jokes, and so on.

Khloe sums up her perspective of relationships pretty well: “I don’t see why there ever has to be an ending to the honeymoon phase.”

Khloe’s brother Rob Kardashian (a USC alum!) moves out after living with Khloe and Lamar for some time. He’s “finding his own identity,” according to Khloe, by getting a new apartment and focusing on “Dancing with the Stars.” While this may be a big step forward for Rob, it upsets Lamar, who had developed a close, little-brother-esque bond with Rob.

Khloe visits Rob in his new place, only to find him upset that Lamar hasn’t made an effort to see his “Dancing” performances or check out his new apartment. Rob always has the support of his family, however. The entirety of the Kardashian clan is shown enthusiastically cheering him on during a taping.

At home, Khloe self-installs a “sex swing” in hopes of keeping things interesting in the bedroom. The swing, which was attached to the ceiling, ends up breaking, sending the couple crashing onto their bed. It’s a little embarrassing for Khloe, but they laugh it off, as they do most things.

The next day, Rob bails on Khloe and Lamar for lunch. Lamar confesses that he’s hurt and wants Rob in his life, but he doesn’t want to make the first move or confront him.

Meanwhile, Khloe and her best friend Malika set out on a mission to transform Rob’s old (and now vacant) bedroom into a “sex chamber of love.” When Lamar comes home to the surprise, he’s entertained, but is drained from a busy week and essentially turns Khloe down as politely as possible.

Khloe, who isn’t accustomed to rejection, feels a tad humiliated.

Despite her embarrassment, she arranges to have Lamar and Rob meet at the gym in order to resolve their issues. After an hour of waiting, Lamar still hasn’t arrived, prompting a fed-up Rob to leave the gym. He runs into Lamar in the parking lot. Name-calling and bad attitudes ensue from both of them.

After Khloe vents that Rob and Lamar’s floundering relationship has put emotional strain on her, Lamar finally lets go of his pride and pays a visit his little brother-in-law.

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