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Hurricane Danielle Path

August 25, 2010 by · Comments Off on Hurricane Danielle Path 

Hurricane Danielle Path, COOLJEEPS! reports that through his Twitter that the Dolphins have traded Greg Camarillo to the Minnesota Vikings. While the movement is good, because it opens things up for the Dolphins to sign a couple of younger, faster guys on the final list of 53 players, this news still sucks balls. Sucks em dry.

Not only because the man can take a soccer ball with his ass, but because we have it on good authority that he was a fan of this blog here. Also, he is more or less a legend after dolphins alone saves us from the depths of a winless season. Now is out to catch passes with the ass of the old Cockshots Man. It’s gonna suck ass Mexican Kosher watching the game against our team two weeks of the season. Goy.

Camarillo COOLJEEPS texted! and this is what he said about trade:

“Mixed emotions. Great opportunity. But this is home. These partners are my brothers.”

God Speed, Greg.

No matter where your career takes you here, you will always be remembered for the following:

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