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Emma the Amish Model

May 11, 2010 by · Comments Off on Emma the Amish Model 

Emma the Amish ModelEmma the Amish Model:Naw. Really? Maybe now officially called “ex-Amish.” Or maybe we should call BS?

In any case, the alleged former Pennsylvania Dutch Amish Country gal is now an American modern pin-up. He hit on his life, the old life and desired lifestyle in the Howard Stern Show today, and now everyone wants a piece of Amish model Emma. Or, apparently, his underwear, which she signed and sold through mail orders.

Puh-lease.

I have some points I would like to share. 1.) Is it really surprising that an Amish girl that can let the hair under his hat? We’ve all seen the witnesses, right? 2.) Is it really surprising that an Amish person who decided to venture beyond the terms religious and lifestyle? And 3.) Would not this be the best hook for a few minutes of fame scam?

“Hi, Emma. I used to be Amish. This is what was to be Amish: (Insert list here).”

Anyone with internet access, or a printout of a page in the Wikipedia can say that once were Amish. How the hell would we know whether lying or telling the truth? And who in the Amish community will present and refute the claim? If it is known that this girl wants, congratulations. She is real and supply for a few minutes to enjoy public veiled girls gone skank, or she is a genius of marketing. Maybe both.

Anyway, I’m not going to buy what they are selling.

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