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Colton On Survivor

March 8, 2012 by · Comments Off on Colton On Survivor 

Colton On Survivor, What. Just. Happened.  As I’m sure most of you are, I too am struggling to process what I saw on this week’s episode of Survivor. The first thirty minutes were normal, at least by Survivor standards. The craziness started with Alicia taking Kat’s comment personally for no reason whatsoever and devolved in to what will be remembered as either the craziest or worst tribal council in Survivor history.

We’ll come back to Alicia because if we start with her, we’re burying the lead. The problem is, where do you even begin with what happened with the Manono (the men’s tribe for those of you not paying attention) tribe after the immunity challenge?

Logic would say to go in chronological order, but logic was thrown completely out the window this week, so no sense in doing that, either. For me the biggest part of the episode was the tribal council itself, even more than the men volunteering to go there when they didn’t have to. Don’t worry though, we’ll cover that to.

Two weeks ago the entire premise of my review was thanking Kat for being awful at the challenge so we were not subjected to an entire episode of Colton’s whining. This week Colton got us back. His out of control and boorish behavior began when we should have been watching the women come to terms with voting Alicia out.

Instead we had to watch a petulant, immature, insecure a-hole hijack Survivor. For no reason other than simply being immature, Colton refused to listen to Bill when he wanted to talk. You know who does stuff like that? My four year old nephew.

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