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Andy Rooney Quotes

November 5, 2011 by · Comments Off on Andy Rooney Quotes 

Andy Rooney Quotes, On Computers: Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

On Figure Skating: Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It’s sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn’t hurt.

On Food I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.

On Government Intrusion I don’t think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

On Death Death is a distant rumor to the young.

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