Sweet Connie The Groupie

December 10, 2010 by Post Team 

Sweet Connie The Groupie, Connie Hamzy, probably groupie rock ‘n’ roll’s most famous, appeared on Howard Stern this morning to relive her sexual exploits again. Now 56, “Sweet Connie” has been very busy during the golden age of rock, hanging with countless rockers, including Gene Simmons and Willie Nelson. There was even a scandal back in ’91 when she said she added about Bill Clinton in her file. Of course, he denied that we will never really know.

She wrote a book about her encounters, Rock Groupie: The Intimate Adventures of “Sweet Connie” from Little Rock, but he is exhausted, so her interview with Howard Stern is especially fun for people like me who had not yet obtained the scoop on her conquests. And God thank you, because now I know everything there is to know about pns size and sexual ability of some of my favorite musical artists.

Oh, and I took notes for next time we meet these men in real life…

Peter Frampton: Avoid at all costs. Everywhere, women were shaking her head when her pns Connie cons of her little finger. I know it’s more about the movement in the oceans as the size of the boat and all that, but Peter’s boat is sinking in that size.

Huey Lewis: Proceed with caution. It seems to be rather well endowed, perhaps too much. I mean, if the most famous groupie says he has the biggest pns she had ever met, it must be big enough, right? A night with Huey, it would be several renditions of “The Power of Love” and lots of foreplay.

Alex Van Halen: PD put up online. This is Alex, not Eddie. Connie not only describes Alex as the best lover she ever had (seriously, ever? “Sign me up!), But it seems to have a little thing for him after all these years. For sex to stand out that much, it must be good. I wonder if he still had…

So, ladies, you now know what to do if you are up close and personal with one of these idols rocker. Personally, I always thought Eddie was cuter than her brother Alex, but who am I talking to the # 1 groupie? Clearly, she knows whereof she speaks.

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