Strictly Men Asked To ‘Sex Up’ Dancing

November 6, 2011 by staff 

Strictly Men Asked To ‘Sex Up’ Dancing, Good evening, and welcome to this week’s Strictly Come Dancing Liveblog! Believe it or not, we’ve only dismissed four celebrities thus far, which means we still have ten left.

Is it just me, or does this series feel like it’s been on forever? Maybe it’s just the prehistoric nature of Bruce’s jokes. Still, at least Nancy has finally left us, so we no longer have to watch Anton trying to control her flailing limbs. Big thanks to Vicky for doing such a marvellous job last week – alas this means I missed Robbie’s crotch grab. Shame.

But hey, it’s another week, and who knows what inappropriate pre-watershed surprises are in store for us this evening? The BBC has sensibly opted not to go for a Guy Fawkes theme, having blown the budget on pumpkins last week. At least we won’t be subjected to the horror of Katy Perry’s “Firework”, as interpreted by Dave Arch and his orchestra.

On the bonfire night theme, I’m instigating a new drinking game this evening – a swig of whatever takes your fancy every time any of the judges/presenters bless us with a rubbish firework/bonfire related metaphor, e.g you’re on fire, you smouldered, you failed to ignite, what lovely bangers etc. I’m working on the basis that Len’s absence makes this less likely to leave us all incoherent, but he may just free up wittering oxygen for the rest of them.

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