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Spelling & Royal Wedding

April 28, 2011 by USA Post 

Spelling & Royal Wedding, Somehow, in the ceaseless wave of coverage leading up to Friday’s wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, no one has answered the question that has been on everyone’s lips: “What Tori Spelling will be doing on the day large “
So far, what it is. People magazine has boldly moved to unravel the mystery of the royal wedding plans spelling, on Wednesday, coming to snag the coveted title of ridicule TheWrap Royal Wedding Day coverage in the process.

Fear not, for the former “Beverly Hills 90210″ actress and heiress of Aaron Spelling’s trash TV are not going to spend the day alone. Au contraire, since the wedding starts at 3 am West Coast time, she and her husband Dean McDermott, have invited a group of friends through a dream, in part, so that everyone can wake up at an ungodly hour and enjoy the show together.

Upon arrival at chez spelling, guests will be issued “a couple of old-fashioned cotton pajamas to the button in your size, slippers, and, of course, a now famous mini-hat Kate Middleton (all homemade by me of course!) That is put on actual display, “Spelling tells the magazine.

Then, surrounded by the flags of the Union Jack that the spelling has been trimmed around your home, the band shows the sacred union, while feasting on “traditional English fare such as sandwiches, scones, mini fish & chips, pies mini beef, and, ultimately, a berry something homemade, of course! Tea drinks, ccktails Pimm’s, mimosas and pints will be served. ”

But the hospitality of spelling does not end when the “I” are exchanged, she has some lovely parting gifts for visitors: “Each guest will leave with a small Mason jar filled with my homemade trifle and sealed with a Union Jack flag mini wooden spoon to enjoy. ”

Presumably, the spoons will be for guests to leverage their eyes in a desperate attempt to not-see the stupidity that just witnessed.

After opening the mystery of the Real Tori Spelling plans wedding day, I hope that people can move on to other pressing matters in its next issue. For example, how Peter DeLuise plans to spend Bastille Day. Or what Carrot Top is going to do during my next appointment with the dentist.

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