New Astrological Dates

January 14, 2011 by Post Team 

New Astrological Dates, According to astronomer Parke Kunkle, gradual changes in the alignment of the Earth have changed the dates associated with the astrological signs. Kunkle also revealed the existence of a thirteenth sign called Ophiuchus, whose pronunciation remains a subject of confusion and heated debates. But the end result is that millions of people woke up to news this morning that they have lived in houses built on lies. Bennington Vale resident Ed Hyman, a former Scorpion who is now a balance, said he sees no choice but to drop all the relics of his old life and start over.

“How can you look in the mirror and not see a foreigner?” Hyman has deplored the verge of tears. “A beautiful stranger who slept with your wife, raise your children, steal your money, and drink your beer?” No, I faced the facts and let pass by Ed Hyman. These things, these precious people, they Ed is, not mine. So I left her job as a supervisor Ed Yoyodyne line, and I go to Ed’s wife divorce I need to know who I am now. ”

Hyman soon to be ex-wife, Eunice, is still reeling from the events of the morning.

“I found him crying in the bathroom around seven hours,” Ms. Hyman told reporters. “He was trying, I think he tried to cut his wrists with a razor blade. But it was the Lady Bic plastic I use to shave my legs, then it just ended with red marks, it is very pale. Ed does not answer me when I said his name. He stared at his reflection and yell, “Who are you? Why did you steal my life? ”

Eunice Hyman said that when she put her hand on her husband’s shoulder to calm him, he shrugged off and slammed the door of the room.

“He told me he would see his lawyer for divorce,” Ms. Hyman continued. “Our daughter was scared. Ed’s behavior was erratic and unusual. She said: “Dad, what’s wrong? Ed and stared at her with wild eyes, and yelled, “I’m not your father, little girl! “Then he burst into tears, burying her face in her hands, and bolted the door. He tripped over the hose and stayed there for a while. But finally, he got up and ran “.

Ed Hyman – who, as a Scorpio was once fiercely independent, introverted, goal-oriented, and some control everything – said Vale Bennington Evening Transcript that will take a long time for him to transition to this that he describes as “one God intended me to be.”

And as the Libra, this means that Hyman is to learn to embrace an extrovert, almost co-dependent attachment to others, while the study elements of Taoism to help him acclimate to a mode of life lazier and more sedentary.

“Sure, it’ll take time,” Hyman thought wistfully. “But time is all I have left now.”

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