MLB Team’s Obnoxious Home Run Toy

March 26, 2012 by staff 

MLB Team’s Obnoxious Home Run Toy, With opening day fast approaching and a new ballpark to open, the Miami Marlins have been preparing by putting their highly anticipated and already much-ridiculed home run display through some dry runs.

And, from the looks of this YouTube video, we have some great news: When activated, the monstrosity is as grotesque, obnoxious and over the top as anyone possibly could have imagined. But beware: It might not be safe for children, the elderly or people with epilepsy to watch:

Like a nightmare from “Boardwalk Empire,” the display lights up like the unwanted zombie lovechild of a pinball machine, a carnival roller coaster and a diabolical cuckoo clock, giving fans the feeling like they’re somewhere in Atlantic City, N.J., instead of Little Havana near Miami Beach.

It looks like the ugliest thing you could find in the cheesiest gift shop along the shoreline. Who’s up for some neon skee ball? How about Plinko or Cliff Hangers on acid from “The Price Is Right”?

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