December 5, 2009 by USA Post
Los Pepes:LOS ANGELES – Well it looks like one of basketball’s most talked about honeymoons may be setting in the Pacific Ocean.
Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom and his pleasantly stacked unblushing bride Khloe Kardashian of the California-famous Kardashian sisters got into quite a brouhaha.
It seems that the famed couple were having dinner of lobster, oysters, crab, and fish sticks at the exquisite L.A. eatery Pelican Pepe’s Fabulous Food of El Mar (The Sea) when Khloe pissed Lamar off.
She was sitting at the table and she was playing a hand-held video game called “Pimp My Thighs.” Lamar asked her a question and she ignored him. He asked again and again she ignored him. The third time when he repeated his question she shushed him.
Lamar, who stands around 7 foot 3 and weighs more than Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Grandma Lee together jumped up and called her a mucho fat thighed slovenly talentless beeatch.
She hollered back that she was not slovenly as she bathes at least three times a week.
He then told her to hand over the video game. She stuck it in her cleavage. He told her to take it out and hand it to him. She said that he would have to get it.
She stuck out her ample bosom at him, which basically resembled some type of funky looking pinata. She then told him to reach in and get the MF’er.
Odom nodded no way Karday. He then reminded her that the last time he had stuck his hand in her cleavage to retrieve something she had bit him, causing a laceration that required four stitches.
The assistant manager, hearing the commotion walked over to the combative couple and asked them to take it down three notches as they were starting to upset the civilized customers.
Odom asked him if he would like to have a knuckle sandwich. The man who spoke limited English said that this was a seafood restaurant and that they did not sell sandwiches.
Khloe started laughing so hard that her video game fell out of her cleavage and landed on the floor. Lamar, which is and odd name for a man, but no one has ever told him that, quickly picked up the video game and headed for the door.
Khloe quickly followed after him with an oyster in one hand and a fish stick in the other.
Pelican Pepe’s Fabulous Food of El Mar is open seven days a week. They do deliver and they are presently looking to hire an assistant oyster shucker. Interested parties can log on to www.pelicanpepe.web
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