Kate Gosselin Love

February 24, 2012 by staff 

Kate Gosselin Love, ‘I’m so lonely. All I want is a hawt bixch who will put up with me and my brood of 8 possums and replace the void once filled by my good for nothing ex husband….’

Kids, this article is specifically for all you out there looking and willing to give love. Love that will fill a canyon. Love that would leave a fully fanged media whore vanquished. Love that would have her tip toeing delirious into flooded sunny rooms. Love that will turn back all the pain and suffering that she has to endure, love that will smell like blueberry scented waffles sizzling in the morning.

A kind of love in short that is nearly impossible and too onerous to bear without, a kind of love that dear Kate despite the crushed rosebuds in her driveway still insists in and is very desperate to feel and straddle her soft permabraised cheeks against… Since splitting with her husband Jon in 2009, mother-of-eight Kate Gosselin has relatively remained single.

While Jon has moved on by dating Ellen Ross since 2010, it appears that the only man in the 36-year-old’s life is her faithful bodyguard Steve Neild.

In an interview on Dr.Drew’s Lifechangers, the blonde reality star got tearful when he asked her if she had a love life.

Kids, let me intervene for a minute while we all collectively go looking for a dozen boxes of tissues to wipe our frazzled tears with. Yes Kate, we all understand your pathos. Yes, agreed there’s nothing more frustrating than not having someone to nuzzle the self hate away. Yes Kate, nearly there, the chipmunks are ripping up strands of toilet paper as we speak.

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