Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5

August 27, 2010 by Post Team 

Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5, Everyone across America fell asleep with their flat screens play MTV last week. How else can we explain how this program still gets a good grade despite having become the dullest, most repetitive telenovela on television?

At least this episode started well; with great Jwoww adjust your chest (she wants the girls were just a little above, we all have our demons, Jenni) before heading out to celebrate Gay Pride Week in Snooki. As they dance with their new best friends, Mack MVP in some ladies in a different club. “We’re having fun, we’re getting girls. You know, I’m dating this girl, girl your girl, and his girlfriend, the girlfriend of the bride,” says Mike. That is the situation.

The good vibrations disappear when Jenni and Snooks Snooki get home and decide to call Emilio. ‘I met some gay friends! ” Emitting a sound to it. “You went to an appointment with the kids?” I’m going to an appointment with lsbns, “he replies, like the man-ape hybrid that is. Jenni is angry that his unenlightened views. “Tell ‘im to Google!’S Gay Parade … final weeks,” she insults, thisclose to losing consciousness.

Snooki tries to explain how it works Emilio’s hmosxlity, but he is indifferent. “He put in place, Snook!” Says Jwoww. Next thing we know, Snooki shouts: “You are making me miserable! … When I go to a club, f-ing miss you. … S i-ing hates you. This is your second chance. This is his second chance. I ruined it. “She hangs up just as he is saying,” I do not miss him. “When the recipient clicks, Jwoww applauds. That was much more entertaining than a struggle Sammi-Ronnie.

Mike invites two lucky girls and boys to accompany him back to the house. But when they get home, the situation shows that two backup girls have also decided to come to Jersey Shore House. Oh, no! Er, wait … not exactly what happen last season?

Mike invited the B-Squad, Kristen and a girl who he calls a “hippo” to wait outside while being transported to the first pair in a different wing of the house. After the girls have been separated into two separate rooms, MVP converges for a summit.

“We have to choose three for each of us, and the grenade is just going to sleep or something,” says Vinny. Mike bravely offers to go to one of the rooms, “hot remove, and allow the grenade to blow up in Ronnie’s room for itself.” The few, the proud, the situation.

You’re in luck, although that is considered ugly girl just wants to go to sleep. So Mike escapes with his award in the “Christine, or Kristen, or what his name was” and takes “the break room.” And … well, you can connect the dots. Vinny and Pauly are also having luck.

Pauly said his girl had a good night, though, as is getting in bed with him, she is holding her hand over her mouth as if about to vomit.

The next morning, the four chks to do the walk of shame back to their respective homes, no doubt wanting to In Touch Weekly email about appointments. Meanwhile, it’s just another day for planning the GTL smelter Mike then type groceries. The house is a mess, and believes that Angelina should be to do the dishes. But all Angelina wants to do is have conversations with your inane countless members of his family.

Finally, Mike brings home the bacon, among other things, and dirty dishes were still lying in the sink. So he yells, and screams, and excludes him from the dinner and calls her fat. Do not worry, it makes up with her almost immediately. The incident smells fill.

During this mini-drama, Jwoww is walking with a broken heart Snooki and tell him what apiece of sht is Emilio. Snooks is broken down in the middle of the street, and hugs her while a sad Jwoww, Garden State Soundtrack song-and plays in the background.

Even the mountain of food that awaits them at home, can not Snooki out of landfills. Pauly notices being strangely calm, so he tries to comfort her the best way he knows, saying: “Whoever it is, give me your Social Security number, and I have taken care of.” We can only assume he is talking about identity theft, and anything else that seems a bit beyond their means. The offer to Snooki smiles, at least.

That night she meets the strength to carry out their ritual separation: “You have to get everything that reminds him out of place. … I have to burn your photos, as soon as possible.” It does exactly why the rest of the cast watches, responsibly dropping photos burned on a glass half full of water.

Then, to the disappointment of all, Ronnie and Sammi show begins. Jenni and Snooki hurridly sneak their “anonymous” letter in the drawer of Sam. Hopefully, that’s where she keeps her extension, otherwise, could never set eyes on him.

None of the conspirators sleep that night, so worried they are about the note. “I love Sam, and I like to see it arrive in s-. So you need to know,” says Snooki. So … Why do not you say? Man, we are tired of this story.

Watch Lick, Sam discovers the note the next day, when Jenni and Snooki are conveniently away in the ice cream. “This note more or less tells me that Ron get with fat chks, is engaged with the girls, their hands with the girls, won the number one girl,” she says incredulously. She asks him privately Pauly both Vinny and if they can corroborate what’s in demand, but his lips are sealed.

Sam was not surprised the guys are not blabbing: “I’m not stupid,” he says. We’re not even going to touch that.

Finally, Ron returns, and Vinny and pantomime fun whispers to him to explain the Note-Gate. Ronnie has to face this new drama facing Sam. He is disgusted with the writing of the letter, accusing him or her of being “12 years”-an assessment that could sympathize with him if it was not a player.

“Right now, I know it well Snooki or Jenni,” he says. “Then read the letter, and I see the word” prudence “, and I know Snooki not use such vocabulary.”

Sam curls up in her bed, and Ron goes with her, determined to tell his version of events. He did, in fact, dance with girls and have a drink from a waitress ts (Boing), but not hold hands with anyone. Well, that’s a relief on the handholding. “I’m definitely not a saint. If I probably walked through the church at this time, he burst into flames I’df-tion, to be honest with you,” he says in confession. Coincidentally, the tattoo is large crucifix prominently displayed throughout this whole scene.

Blah, blah, he loves her and she is crazy. Ron more than angry about the existence of the note of its contents. He also states that, contrary to popular belief, he is no fool, and he will discover who wrote it.

“We are doing now,” says Sam. At this point, which is officially the catchphrase.

Jenni think it would be a good idea to ask Angie if Sam found the letter before she and Snooks return home. Unfortunately, for Sam, who picks up the phone? I immediately wondered whether or Snooki Jenni had nothing to do with the note, and they deny everything. When Mike finds out what is happening, he’s delighted.

Snooki is nervous about lying. When she and Jenni finally get home and Sammi shows them the note, she tries not to laugh. Mike, however, openly cries of joy when we read the letter. “I mean multiple-fat women? That is the truth,” says Sam, chuckling.

“I definitely feel I did my job as a girlfriend,” Jenni said in an interview. “If they end up together again, looks like the silly btch,” then whispers Snooki, total denial of any friend who may have only points accumulated.

Ron comes home with a bag of dirty clothes and no face Jwoww and Snooks, but knows he is behind Note-Gate. “They’re not worth my time … They do not exist for me,” he says by way of explanation.

But you know what it’s worth your time? Ask Sam for the umpteenth time whether or not you want to be with him, breaking with her again, and immediately goes to the ball to call your “hometown honey” whomever. “I have my GT, so you have to come and help me with the S now. You know what I’m saying?” Le says. Ugh. Also asked to use a “Varsity Blues” set, for example: a bikini made of whipped cream, for anyone who was a teenager in the late 90s, the next time you see it. Of course, Ronnie has seen Varsity Blues. Probably it has on VHS.

Shocker! Sammi is not really more than Ronnie, and she gets angry when you call the other girl. “I hope you’re happy because you’re stupid.’re Stupid, you’re stupid,” she says, rebuke him. Oh, we thought we had established that none of them was dumb! Now we are confused.

Finally, the episode is over, and we can only hope the relationship. “I’m so tired of this,” mutters Sam. You and me both, honey.

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