Jason Ellis | USsPost
February 9, 2010 by USA Post
So Sal ran in with his pns dressed up as Groucho Marx, saying, “I present to you ‘Poucho Marx.”
“Why is your dick black?” Jason asked. “Your dick is straight up offensive! That thing looks like it was chewed up and cooked in a barbecue.”
But Jason has a nicer cck. Robin liked it better.
“She’s ready to put barbecue sauce on it and eat it,” shouted Sal.
Jason was a little freaked out about getting nkd, especially when Richard got down on his knees and volunteered to be the official M&M stuffer. “Penis my favvvorite!”
“God damn it, fu3k,” Jason yelled, “Everybody better listen to my radio show!”
Like a good wife, Richard started handling some cck. But try as he will, Richard could only jam 29 M&M’s into his hubby’s disgusting pouch.
But Jason dominated the competition. Richard fit 50 M&M’s into his elephant trunk. Jason blasted Sal, “In your fu3king shriveled up cck face Sal!”
Sal whimpered, “I feel defeated.”
“You know what Jason? I smell an M&M’s sponsorship for you very soon,” said Howard.
No word if Richard gave Sal a mercy fu3k.
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