Its Like An Octopus Is Groping Me

November 22, 2011 by staff 

Its Like An Octopus Is Groping Me, Grandmother Doris, a former nursing home assistant, says her struggles to fight off the groping ghost are affecting her sleep and ‘giving me the jitters’.

‘It’s like an octopus,’ she told This Is Kent of the spirit. ‘It started four months ago. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.

‘I kicked frantically and it went away. Next time it came I hurled the duvet on to the floor!

‘But the ghost keeps coming back. I’ve tried sleeping without the duvet. But it started shaking my mattress.

‘I even threw the mattress off the bed and bought a new one but it has made no difference.’

Doris, who accepts many people ‘are going to think I am mad’, emphasised that, despite living alone, she is ‘not lonely’ and feels she may need to ‘call in the Ghostbusters’: ‘I told the vicar and he said it is a lost spirit.

‘What I want to know is, why has it got lost in my flat?’

The curious tale of the Herne Bay haunting comes on the heels of Dianna Carlisle’s story of two spooks she apparently caught having sex in the middle of her living room in Euclid, Ohio.

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3 Responses to “Its Like An Octopus Is Groping Me”

  1. David Donovan on November 22nd, 2011 8:56 pm

    I know how you feel. Except I am happy with mind I believe it is the Woman who built the House in 1936. She shook my bed after I got home from Juarez Mexico visit. The bed was rising on the Floor, since I told her about the grey door top Starway of Gold steps, Silver hand rails with Diamonds big as Grapefruit Studded along top Handrail. A 58* turn top the steps I believe is the entance into Heaven. I watch my own Mother climb those steps loked like age about 38 years old and turn fifth step waved at me then without faltering walk though gray Mist doorway. I do not use drugs, it was a Vision from Gods care. So my House guest may have left since I moved back in she not bothering me and wasn’t anyway. I just did not mind her being there. Yours case may be a bad person who is prem. lost his right into Heaven.

  2. Sidney Vaught on November 22nd, 2011 9:02 pm

    At least you know you’re going to get some nasty in the next life….LOL!!

  3. Dick Nuggets on November 22nd, 2011 11:53 pm

    Might want to consider leaving a dildo at the end of the mattress for your ‘ghost’ friend to use!