Gisele Yoko Ono

February 9, 2012 by staff 

Gisele Yoko Ono, Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.

Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.

“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Obviously this didn’t sit well with people. Since her comments spread like wildfire, she has been skewered by media, football fans and players.

New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs: ‘She just needs to continue to be cute and shut up.’

The Boston Herald’s Raakhee Mirchandani: All beauty, little brain. Gisele should have tossed her golden locks, ignored the drunken fools and whispered to herself, ‘I made $45 million last year, I own a multi-million-dollar Brentwood mansion and my husband has amazing hair. She ‘appears to have an advanced degree from Gwyneth Paltrow’s charmless school.’

Another fun fact that people are throwing around is Tom hasn’t been able to win a Super Bowl since he started a relationship with Gisele. Or, this is just my thought, it might be due to fact that they are no longer illegally videotaping opponents’ defensive signals. Shrug. I dunno.

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