Funny Mothers Day Quotes
May 9, 2010 by Post Team
Funny Mothers Day Quotes:Mother’s Day is a time of joy and happiness for the family during the celebration of the life that gave them so might want to celebrate with some fun quotes mothers day. Or you may be interested in these fun Mother’s Day, or perhaps her mother wants to read some funny poems mothers day.
Humor Mother’s Day Quotes
I do not understand human nature unless you know why a child on a carousel will fly to his parents every time – and why his parents will always wave back. – William D. Tammeus
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of his son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is yours. – Oscar Wilde
Humor Sayings Mother’s Day
My mother had a lot of problems with me, but I think he enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
It seems that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every day should be avoided completely, but the desire to beget children is a natural impulse. – Phyllis Diller
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so I would not have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. – KareemAbdul-Jabbar
Humor Mother’s Day Poems
Mama you’re a shining star that the world does not know his name.
It has no way of luxury as the baroness and Damas.
Mom really are a star, the mother of my mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize of motherhood is what I’d recommend.
And if I won the lottery I’d share my success with you
Mom would take you on a spending spree every day throughout the year!
You can not be famous, because his face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful and I am very proud of you!
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