Church investigated ‘South Park’?

October 25, 2011 by staff 

Church investigated ‘South Park’?, Here are some enemy in time you have there, South Park! Hell, soon will have its own building super powerful!

We are seriously frightened to learn that the Church of Scientology have launched an investigation against South Park through “informants, public records, and other means” in an effort to find the “vulnerabilities” of Trey Parker and Matt Stone lives. WTF?

Although the Church was not able to do any serious damage to the creators of South Park and their show, they were able to get the Scientology episode themed Trapped in the closet off the air.

How to achieve that, you might ask? Tom Cruise refused to promote Mission Impossible III if the episode was aired on Comedy Central as a repeat NEVER.

This is what Trey and Matt wrote in response:

“So, Scientology, you may have won this battle but the war of millions of years for Earth has begun! Anozinizing temporarily our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and Wow! You have obstructed us for now, but the offer weak to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu. ”

So creepy! We’re just glad no one was hurt … at least what we know about …

The Church of Scientology has a weak point seeeeeriously dark.

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