Chuck Norris Facts
March 10, 2011 by Post Team
Chuck Norris Facts, March 10 is an important day in history. This is the day Chuck Norris was born. The former Walker, Texas Ranger star is 71, but continues to be a cult phenomenon. A site dedicated to Chuck Norris “facts” exposes his superhuman abilities and penchant for giving roundhouse kicks.
In honor of Chuck, here are some of our favorites Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged looks good and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse launched the devil in the face and took his soul. The devil, who appreciates irony, could not stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is currently NBC, claiming Law and order are brand names for left and right legs.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not worry about changing his clock twice a year for DST. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells him.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
We could go on all day. Happy Birthday Chuck.
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