Ben From The Bachelorette

August 2, 2011 by Post Team 

Ben From The BacheloretteBen From The Bachelorette, The Bachelorette is finished for the season. Thank God. Seriously, I do not have lasted over a week. However, I’m about to watch three hours of hell and left me strangely. I have a mojito in hand with a bottle of wine as a backup, so the roll train.

We started with Ashley and her family. They look lovely. His sister, who looks like Kat Von D, I laugh because after 2 minutes of her being on TV, scratched her head. Perfection. The sisters share the same itchy scalp unwashed. Family helps Ashley clearly feels normal.

JP is the first. He sits with the family for the first time, and Ashley is wiping her face and legs with a towel. She is watching her own blouse, watching the sweat poor directly to her stomach, as there are t**s to get him. All is well until the sister of dives in.

Cut to the sister said JP is not the only one. Sis asked if Ashley laugh and say no. Sis thinks she is too young for him; she begins to morn, cannot stop playing with your hair, and rubbed her lips. Ashley is acting as a teenager and could not be more attractive.

Ashley is, for lack of a better word, an idiot. She is conflicted about whom to choose, because she is not sure he loves her. They could care less. She wants to choose who will want to marry her, not that you like. She’s desperate, ridiculous, and I’m ashamed of it.

Ashley runs her little brother is crying for what a dog of her sister. I like the brother, but her is a family that sweats. The sister is alone with JP and she tells him not to see them together. This girl is a b**ch. On a b**ch, of course, I mean that the needs of its own program.

Ashley is now complaining of her stepfather. It’s sad. All I wanted was the support of her sister and does not just happen with her and JP. Sister says JP is too old for her, Ashley is too much for him, and there’s nothing I can do to change her mind.

Sissy is a total joy silly. Ashley cannot comfort JP after it is screwed on. Ashley plays with her hair and tells her not to worry. His family just told him he was out, but are not supposed to worry about it, they go, while falling in love with Ben, and all is well.

Ashley is talking to her sister and is very annoying. Ashley’s sister is fabulous and is an idiot. She admits that her sister is saying all the things she thinks of her head, which means that Ashley is not in the JP and Ben must choose. Ben is cute and gives a good impression in the family.

He is so into him, and speaks so opening it; you know you will get dumped. She will pick JP because her sister does not like, because she thinks he loves her more, and do not want to risk being dumped on television after months of being a loser.

Is the ending date with Ben and take a helicopter ride for a cure, natural mud bath. Box: Ben has more t**s Ashley. She really likes it, but unfortunately he loves her. I’m thinking Ben has solidified its place as the next Bachelor. I’m going to be boring, but I still see.

Ben tells Ashley that he loves her, kiss, lying in bed and she says, “So what do you think?” She is a bad romantic comedy to life. The guy who not only goes directly to the video, but the kind that is used to hold a broken table, and that is all that is good for.

JP is the date and tells Ashley that her sister f**ked. Hating the sister is totally the material to build a relationship on. She’ll pick the guy who does not think her family should choose. She will pick it up and he’s going to capsize. It is love, not Ashley.

Ashley JP says he loves her and asks him not to break your heart. Really? It made me laugh out loud, almost as much as I did in her bathing suit straps. That made her look like a real girl, not a child, so fierce that the manufacturer that suits miracle. JP is a little too cliché for me.

Then he gives a gift, a photo album of all time along with a note about your great love story. He is still in love with her ex, and use the program to reach it, and not love, so the book does as poor as Bentley. Yuck. Cute, but yuck.

It is the day of commitment and Ashley wakes up and gets out of bed in full make up, having slept with a robe. His eyelashes are stupid, and her monologue on each of the boys is scripted and useless. I had two mojitos and yet feel the need to pour another. Shame.

Neil Lane is there with her jewels. I love everything Neil Lane does not matter what one chooses, it will be fabulous. That said, much can be said about a guy by the type of ring your shot. As for Ben and JP, the best selection of ring goes to JP.

Ben is the first and Chris Harrison is there for no apparent reason. He says he loves her, I know she loves him, and he’ll ask her to marry him because he has a fairy tale. He talks about her father and I want to jump on TV and save him from this nightmare.

Before you can say anything, kneels and aims, while she is there like an idiot, cries and says he regrets. All I can say is “wow.” She is talking about how hard it is when you cut off and bail. No goodbye, no hug, and she pursued.

He is above it and just want out. I guess as she speaks her voice is so annoying to him as it has been for us all season. I love Ben and I want him to be the new Bachelor. He is really big and Ashley is a loser skanky, gross. Say? Yeah right? Yes.

Then to make matters worse, as he is saying he does not understand what happened, put him in a boat rather than drive along the coast, take him directly in the middle of the ocean with no land in view. It was freaking funny.

So it’s JP, as we knew it would be, and he gives her a ring murderer. She comes to moving to New York, annoy your family and be a laughingstock when he realizes that JP will not be forever. He will have her 15 minutes, and I predict that the Bachelor Pad for next season.

After the end next to Rose and retreading is instantaneous. Ben comes out and has to sit there while watching him get dumped. He is great and the good will happen for him. Ashley goes, then JP. She wears the ring, they are in love, and I’m not going to buy.

The sister says he regrets doubt them. Whatever. She was right and should possess as it did in Fiji. She talks about how she is waiting for familiar things like Christmas and corrects him and says Ashley Hanukkah. That will take time for the holidays.

And what’s more. Hurrah! It has been a painful season to sit back and hope that through the powers that be realize that they took a rag, and her choice for the round to go then determine whether to return. I say I will not watch, but I will, so all I can do is hope to keep it real.

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