Ashlee Simpson

October 13, 2010 by Post Team 

Ashlee Simpson, One of the advantages associated with being Greek in college is the annual week celebration called “Greek Week.” Consisting of competitions to determine the fraternity and sorority are superior to others on campus, Greek Week strengthens bond of brotherhood and sisters. Through challenges, including soccer, football, archery, war and even a barrel roll, the points are counted throughout the week to receive a trophy and earning a reputation for kicking ass. To the consternation of other fraternities, brothers held the title of excellence year after year. Even with the decline being associated with the Pigs Phi for the part of talent, I do not want to leave our winning streak stopped.

According to tradition, the pledge class had recently launched perform in talent competitions. It was also for some tradition of brotherhood has been associated with the Pigs Phi quit. Phi pigs are the type of girls who participate in online dating for the rest of their lives. Oh, and just a warning to all the skinny girls with a Facebook account, they have been known to use photos to draw the profile of cyber-boyfriends.

“This year’s talent contest is called” The Ashlee Simpson Lip-sync spectacular, “informed the president of my fraternity at our weekly meeting of the chapter. The name has been updated appropriately, that the event took place shortly after fiasco Ashlee Simpson lip-synching on “Saturday Night Live.” “We’ve partnered with the Pigs Phi. The goal is to perform an act through lip-synching. We must win if we will win the Greek Week!”

With the pressure to maintain our winning streak, I went to rehearsal at the Pigs Phi. Half tempted to ask if they would cover their faces awkward paper bags that I entered the room full of girls who share all genes poor, I managed to restrain myself for fear of vomit projecting that I I opened my mouth to speak the words.

“Is not it sxy?” Requested beam 250 pounds, as she unveiled a suggestive dance movement. “Listen!” I asked. “If you want to win, we’ll do” The Rocky Horror Picture Show ‘with me that the sweet transvestite. “” Then the judges find that funny and give us more points? “Requested dancing machine of 250 pounds.” Sure, “I agree, to spare his feelings instead of revealing the truth I would be better in a dress that one of them and their cellulite divots.

After a week of rehearsals and six shots of tequila cheap I am laid in preparation for handling the fact that I was about to perform in drag, we showed “The Ashlee Simpson Lip-sync Spectacular who’s the boss. Even if he had to work hard, tequila and a thong riding my ass, we won the talent competition and Greek Week! This is the story of how I triumphed in drag to help my fraternity Greek Week Champion! Yippie Kay Yay, motherf — er! W

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