Are Stoned Wallabies Making Crop Circles

August 4, 2011 by staff 

Are Stoned Wallabies Making Crop CirclesAre Stoned Wallabies Making Crop Circles, Kangaroos stoned high after feeding in the local opium plants are responsible for crop circles carved in the island state of South Australia, Tasmania.

Well, we had the same “say what?” reaction to the first hearing on this story. However, Lara Giddings, Tasmanian general counsel, recently told a parliamentary hearing on the safety of the poppy crops that animals are “as high as a kite after chewing on plants before trying his artistic touch to the local terrain.

“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my writings on the poppy industry is that we have a problem with the wallabies enter the poppy fields, get as high as a kite and spinning in circles,” Giddings said the audience.

And then do what any self-respect in such a state would wallaby: They crash.

“We see circles in poppy cultivation in the kangaroo industry are high,” said Giddings. Ok sure. But who has the wallabies stoned? Foreigners, that’s who,

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