Angelina Jolie Tabloid Twins

February 2, 2012 by staff 

Angelina Jolie Tabloid Twins, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having twins! Demi Moore’s kids want nothing to do with her! Will Smith and Jada have divided up the kids ahead of a divorce! The tabloids are wild this week with sensational… rumors.

Like solar storms that occasionally shoot out of the sun, the nation’s leading tabloid magazines have erupted with sensational, if barely believable stories, about the latest celebrity births, break ups and personal meltdowns.

Forget the fact that most of the stories will never pan out. It’s all about the moment in tabloid land, and anything goes, or at least whatever they claim the latest “sources” are saying about high-profile celebrities.

Star magazine proclaims that “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 24, is pregnant with boyfriend and purported baby daddy Jionni LaValle. Supposedly her new reality spin off will be rewritten to include the baby.

But OK magazine wasn’t about to be topped by Snooki news. It reports this week that Pitt and Jolie are expecting twin boys. Angelina’s supposedly pregnant. How many times has that been reported before?

The drill is familiar. Angie and Brad have told a “select group of insiders” about the pregnancy, and one of those people are leaking it to the tabloids. But the National Enquirer reports instead that Angie’s been cheating! Again…

If true, it would put Jolie and Pitt in Kate Gosselin territory with eight kids and on the edge of social irresponsibility.

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