Amy Fisher Plastic Surgery

March 5, 2012 by staff 

Amy Fisher Plastic Surgery, Octomom isn’t the only crazy ho who has spent thousands of dollars transforming her ugly-ass self into a freakish facsimile of Angelina. Oh damn, Amy Fisher. When she speaks her lips make a sound like two dead sturgeon being slapped together. Amy’s crawled out of the woodwork to become a cast member on Celebrity Rehab…even though, according to Amy, she isn’t addicted to anything. “I don’t need rehab. But I think I made for an interesting cast member,” Amy said. I know one thing you need rehab for Amy. Someone get this girl some help before she injects again.

Ladies, please explain to me: What is so great about looking like a used-up tranny with giant shiny lips? What goes through a person’s mind when they begin the process of transformation? And as horrible as Amy looks now, you know she isn’t even remotely done. Imagine what she will look like by the time she’s 50. Dolly Parton will be all, “Holy f**k look at that mess.” Speaking of Dolly Parton…when are she and Kenny Rogers going to finally do another duet? I don’t even care about the song, I just want to see the freakshow video. Two frozen-faced old plastic surgery disasters lip syncing to a bland middle-of-the-road country ballad. That’s the kind of sh*t I live for.

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