14 Sexiest Celebrities With Ugly Significant Others

March 28, 2014 by staff 

14 Sexiest Celebrities With Ugly Significant Others, Hollywood is full of devastatingly beautiful women and hunky men. And then there are their spouses. While most of Hollywood’s elites gravitate toward partners who are equally as stunning, a handful has found their matches with unattractive spouses. These mismatched pairs seem to have found happiness despite being on opposite ends of the spectrum.

1.) Beyonce & Jay-Z
One of the most famous couples in the world, this musical pair has been married since 2008. They might be the perfect match on stage, but when it comes to looks, they are on different ends on the spectrum. Though rich and talented, Jay-Z won’t be winning any beauty contest, and he certainly can’t compete with the glamorous Beyonce. Rumors of romance started bubbling to the surface in 2002 when Jay-Z released the video for “03 Bonnie and Clyde” which featured Beyonce. Soon after, the pair started popping up, and engaging in serious PDA, at all sorts of A-list events.

Though fans hoped for a peek at their lavish ceremony, the couple has never released photos of their New York wedding, which was attended by over 200 guests. They are now the proud parents of 2-year-old Blue Ivy. Just whom does the tot resemble? It’s hard to say since the famously private couple only releases photos of their daughter with her face hidden.

2.) Hugh Jackman & Deborra-Lee Furness
He might play Wolverine, but Hugh Jackman is one of Hollywood’s hottest. The couple met in Melboure in 1995 on the set of the TV drama, Correlli. The show, which featured Furness as the leading lady, was Jackman’s first acting gig and he played her love interest. However, the Australian actress, director and producer now takes a backseat to her X Men leading man.

The couple was immediately drawn to each other and Jackman popped the question after just four months of dating. The quick romance led to a 1996 wedding, and, with nearly 18 years of marriage under their belts, the mismatched couple seems to be defying the odds. The couple, who are the parents of two children, say that they are as attracted to each other today as they were all those years ago. Though her career in acting and directing isn’t going anywhere right now, Furness stays busy with philanthropy work.

3.) Salma Hayek & Francois-Henri Pinault
The French businessman might be a billionaire, but he can’t hold a candle to Salma Hayek’s exotic beauty. The pair met in Italy in 2006 and quickly conceived their daughter, Valentino. Hayek gave birth in September 2007, the same month that the couple announced their engagement. Despite a 2008 breakup, they wed in a private City Hall ceremony on Valentine’s Day in 2009 and repeated their vows in front of 150 guests in April of the same year.

The 47-year-old actress, who is famous for wearing skin-tight leather on the red carpet says that she dresses to impress her husband and even engages in sexting with him while she travels in hopes of keeping him interested. But is it working? Their relationship seemed stable until 2011 when it was revealed that he had fathered a child with Canadian model Linda Evangelista in 2007, at the same time that Salma was pregnant with their daughter. Still, Salma seems to be standing by her man, even if he is keeping secrets.

4.) Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard
The blonde beauty started dating the scruffy and awkward Parenthood and Punk’d star in 2007. After dating for two years the couple became engaged in 2009 but famously decided to postpone their nuptials until same sex marriage became legal in California. On June 26, 2013, just hours after the Defense of Marriage act as overturned in California, Bell used less than 140 characters to tweet a proposal to Shepard. He posted his response on Twitter and the mismatched pair tied the knot in October 2013 when their daughter, Lincoln, was seven months old. Not wanting an over-the-top wedding typical of celebrity romances, their ceremony at the County Clerk’s office in Beverly Hills cost just $142. Recently Bell, who is famous for her work in comedy films such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, revived her title role in Veronica Mars with a big screen follow up to the television series. The film was funded on KickStarter and received over $2 million in support in 24 hours.

The vegan couple is also actively involved in the efforts to protect and prevent the children of celebrities from being photographed by the Paparazzi.

5.) Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
The beautiful 90210 actress tied the knot with small-time actor in 2006. They began dating in 2005 on the set of the crime drama Mind Over Murder. Despite the fact that he was married to Mary Jo Eustace at the time, the pair began an affair the first night they met. Is this a case of “once a cheater, always a cheater?” McDermott, who hasn’t had any real roles, outside of the couple’s reality shows, in years, headed to rehab last year amid cheating accusations. During his time in rehab he has reportedly admitted to sleeping with five women behind Tori’s back, and not always safely. Just what do all these women see in this guy?

Though Spelling would like to call it quits, financial woos make divorce impossible since she would need to pay him both alimony and child-support. The once-rich blonde has recently been spotted bargain shopping after settling a $600 million lawsuit, which claimed she stole the idea for her short-lived TV series, sTORIbook Weddings, left her drained. Tori and Dean have four children together.

6.) Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick
The glamorous and fashionable SJP is better known as Carrie from Sex In The City, but her real-life husband is no Mr. Big. The low-key couple began dating in February 1992 after her brother introduced them during an outing to a movie the year before. When they married in 1997 all 140 guests thought they were attending a party and were surprised with a wedding instead during which the ever-fashionable Parker wore a short black dress over a green crinoline. The couple is tight-lipped about their nearly 17-year marriage.

SJP spoke out for the first time about the relationship last year in Harper’s Bazaar when she admitted that many people have called her crazy for loving the former Ferris Bueller star. Marriage hasn’t always been easy for these two. In 2008 Broderick was accused of having an affair with a 25-year-old. The couple barely weathered the rough patch and recently began struggling again as new cheating rumors started swirling over the last few months. Happily, Parker passed on her own good looks to their three cute kids. The couple has an 11-year-old son, James and a set of 4-year-old twins, Tabitha and Loretta, who were born via surrogate.

7.) Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend
It’s hard to imagine what attracts the voluminous redhead to the gangly dweeb. While the bombshell stars in the hit Mad Men, her goofy hubby is best known for his roles in Super Troopers and (500) Days of Summer. Hendricks and Arend started dating in 2007 after being introduced by a fellow Mad Men star.

To make this mismatched love story even more odd, she chased him, using a pretense to get his phone number, making the first moves and even saying the L-word first. Hendricks, who says she fell in love with him immediately, even admits to scaring him on their first date by telling him she wanted to start a family with him. Despite coming on too strong, the odd couple married in 2009 in a New York ceremony. Today, she says she is even more intrigued and attracted to him then when they met. She even enjoys getting dressed up for him and says she refuses to wear sweatpants because she just can’t do that to him so early in the marriage. However, despite her first-date prophecies, they haven’t gotten around to starting a family yet.

8.) Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric
The Brazilian supermodel and Maybelline spokesperson is one of the world’s great beauties but her husband is clearly not. With tiny eyes so close together, is it even possible that Jaric can appreciate his wife’s good looks?

The Victoria Secret Angel met the small-time Serbian basketball player back in 2007. After just nine months of dating, the pair eloped in a private ceremony on Valentine’s Day 2009. Prior to getting together with the NBA player Lima had a taste for rich and famous men and dated Lenny Kravitz, the Prince of Liechtenstein and Derek Jeter in quick succession. Luckily, their two daughters, 4 year-old Valentina and 1-year-old Sienna, seem to have inherited Mommy’s beauty. As much as she loved strutting down the catwalk, Adriana reportedly finds motherhood much more satisfying.

9.) Pierce Brosnan & Keely Shaye Smith
James Bond should be able to get any woman he wants, but the 60-year-old is sticking with his overweight wife, Keely Shaye Smith. The couple met in 1994 when she interviewed him for Entertainment Tonight at a charity benefit. Despite the fact that Brosnan had pledged that he would not marry again after loosing his first wife to ovarian cancer, the pair tied the knot in 2001. However, it wasn’t as easy trip down the aisle. The couple, who already had two children together, postponed their wedding three times, citing his career, his son’s devastating car accident and her second pregnancy as reasons. When the wedding finally happened it was an exquisite affair at a 13th century Catholic Church in Ireland.

Though she was thin and lean when they started dating, Keely has long struggled with her weight, ballooning over the years. In fact, 007 needed to introduce more intensive workouts into his own routine to balance out her influence on his eating habits. Brosnan, who is still healing from the devastating loss of his adopted daughter to ovarian cancer last year, has been spotted out and about lately riding bikes and relaxing on the beach with his less-than-glamorous wife and is very vocal about how much he loves her.

10.) Felicity Huffman & William H. Macy
The gorgeous Desperate Housewives star has been hitched to William H. Macy since 1997. Though he might not be much to look at, Macy holds his own as an actor, with roles in E.R., Shameless and The Lincoln Lawyer. The pair met in 1982 at the Atlantic Theater Company where he was a teacher and she a student. Though she says it was love at first sight for her, she had to pursue him a bit before they officially became a couple. They went on to date for a staggering 15 years before marrying. Today, she says her heart still skips a beat when he walks into a room and she credits him for both helping her though her struggle with bulimia and for giving her the motivation to stay slim.

The couple, who received a rare double star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2012, has frequently worked together and say living a quiet life away from the cameras has kept them happy through their 17 years of marriage. The couple has three children, two daughters, Sophia and Georgian and a son, William.

11.) Tina Fey & Jeff Richmond
The former SNL star is the total package; she’s beautiful, talented, and hilarious. Her hubby, composer and producer Jeff Richmond is lacking at least one of those. At 5 feet 4 inches, Fey practically towers over her husband, who is just 5 feet tall and 10 years older than her. The pair met at Chicago’s Second City improv theater and dated for seven years before they married in a Greek Orthodox ceremony on 2001.

It may be hard to believe, but the Fey had a very difficult time dating and once admitted on a talk show that she was a virgin until she started dating her future husband, making him the only man she has been with. The pair worked together on her sitcom 30 Rock, with him composing all of the music for the popular series. The pair has two daughters. After having the first, Alice, in 2005, Tina agonized for years on having another before giving birth to Penelope in 2011.

12.) Elizabeth Banks & Max Handleman
The vivacious blonde and rising star of The Hunger Games married her author husband in 2003. The pair met on her first day at the University of Pennsylvania all the way back in 1992 and she made the first moves in their relationship. Despite the fact the she was way out of his league, it took him over a decade to pop the question and even when he did he said it was because he owed it to her. Banks and Handelman married in 2003 at Greystone Mansion in Beverly Hills. Banks, who attended Catholic school, even converted to Judaism for her husband.

The couple has two sons, Felix who was born in March 2011 and Magnus Mitchell who was born in November 2012. Both children were born by surrogates after Banks had difficulty conceiving.

13.) Clive Owen & Sarah-Jane Fenton
Clive Owen is one of those men who just seems to get better with age. Sadly, his wife is not that kind of woman. The British actor has been very vocal about the fact that he would never be unfaithful, but Fenton, with her dour look and expanding waistline probably isn’t helping. In a love story almost too perfect to be believed, Owen and Fenton met in 1998 when they played Romeo and Juliet in a traveling production of the classic tale.

Since then he has continued to rack up acting and producing credits. Her career, on the other hand, has completely stalled. He has stated that he has a strict rule about getting involved with costars and says that he values what he has at home too much to jeopardize it, but admits that seeing him in love scenes with other actresses is difficult for his wife. The pair tied the knot in 1995 and have two daughters, Hannah and Eve.

14.) Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen
Despite getting engaged in 2004, the redheaded stunner, who started in last year’s The Great Gatsby, didn’t marry the hairy comedian until 2010. In fact, they postponed their wedding several times due to busy schedules. During their engagement she also converted from the Methodist religion to Judaism for him. When the big day did finally arrive, the couple wed in a private ceremony attended by just six guests in Paris in March of 2010.

What he lacks in looks, Cohen, who will never outgrow his Borat reputation, makes up for by making her laugh. The couple seems to have fun together, though she has admitted that his antics often embarrass her. She tells reports that they do not have a normal relationship and that his offbeat films have caused some issues, including several lawsuits, one of which was from the government of Kazakhstan. Though all the lawsuits have been dismissed so far. The couple has two children, Olive, who was born in 2007 and Elula, who was born in 2010 just after her parent’s wedding.

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One Response to “14 Sexiest Celebrities With Ugly Significant Others”

  1. mistyeyes919 on April 4th, 2014 9:34 pm

    You forgot one couple. Jay Ryan (BATB Hottie)and his partner Deanna ( A Writer) have to be the biggest mismatch in the world.. He is a really handsome and she is well below average looking.. I think they are the biggest mismatch ever.